Voice-over: "No! That is not why I wore an overcoat to the theater. Where they scale back the bondage and amp up the normal boring couple stuff."Īnastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson): "You want a vanilla relationship?'" Now the steamiest story you can buy at Target is back, and it's cranking the naughty down from room temp to ice cold, in this two hour movie that only has about 10 minutes of actual sex in it. Voice-over: "You marveled at the first movie's total lack of sex appeal. The "Fifty Shades of Grey" sequel may not have been that sexy, but damn is it funny to watch "another horrifying reminder that your aunt probably gets off to this." It doesn't matter if you loved, hated, never watched, never cared about, or never even heard of "Fifty Shades Darker": You will laugh out loud at least once at Screen Junkies's' Honest Trailer for it.
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